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Pooey to King George the Sixth. It's like putting your thumb to your nose and wiggling all your fingers at Winston Churchill and the whole British Government, to go and take all the hair off of a man's head.
" So. I was proud of my headervair. Laugh. But I had a headelvair any woman might have been proud of. Oh, I know it's a lot of bull. But I was a youngster. And I tell you, I was proud of that headervair. And I says to the barber: `Leave it on top,' and he says to me: `God blimey, where d'you think you are? In a bleeding orchestra? Fond of music, are you? A pansy, ha?' And I says to the barber: `I'm not fond of music -cut out the insults.' And he says to me: `Bend your 'ead forward and cut out the back answers.' And I says to him: `Cut off that top bit that waves and so help me I won't stand for it,' and he says: `Oh, then lie down to it, Paderooski.' And I waits. And I feels them clippers going up my neck, and so help me God Almighty in Heaven, I feels them clippers going right up to the top of my head. And I jumps out of that chair and I runs out of the barber's shop, and I goes on parade with me hair uncut, and a sort of bald strip running from me neck to the top of me skull. And the officer says: `What the devil do you think that is?' And I says: `Sir, permission to speak, sir. Am I here to be shaved like a convict, sir?' And the officer says : `No.' And I says: `Sir, permission to speak, sir, the barber wanted to shave my head, sir.' And the officer says: `Oh,' and as true as I sit here that barber got fourteen days. Ah. Fourteen steady days. They run him into the moosh, they did, and they took him on Orders, and they give him fourteen solid days' C.B.

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