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A CADDY'S DIARY

Joe Bean cadded for Jack and Mr Blake. Mr Thomas was terrible and I put in a swell P. M. lugging that heavy bag of his besides Mr Cranes bag.
Mr Thomas did not go off of the course as much as usual but he kept hitting behind the ball and he run me ragged replaceing his divots but still I had to laugh when we was playing the 4th hole which you have to drive over a ravine and every time Mr Thomas misses his tee shot on this hole why he makes a squak about the ravine and says it ought not to be there and etc.
Today he had a terrible time getting over it and afterwards he said to Jack Andrews this is a joke hole and ought to be changed. So Joe Bean wispered to me that if Mr Thomas kept on playing like he was the whole course would be changed.
Then a little wile later when we come to the long 9th hole Mr Thomas got a fair tee shot but then he whiffed twice missing the ball by a ft and the 3d time he hit it but it only went a little ways and Joe Bean said that is 3 trys and no gain, he will have to punt.
But I must write down about my tough luck, well we finely got through the 18 holes and Mr Thomas reached down in his pocket for the money to pay me and he genally pays for Mr Crane to when they play together as Mr Crane is just a employ in the bank and dont have much money but this time all Mr Thomas had was ,a $20.00 bill so he said to Mr Crane I guess you will have to pay the boy Charley so Charley dug down and got the money to pay me and he paid just what it was and not a dime over, where if Mr Thomas had of had the change I would of got a $1.00 extra at lease and maybe I was not sore and Joe Bean to because of course Andrews never gives you nothing and 1VIr Blake dont tip his caddy unless he wins.
They are a fine bunch of tight wads said Joe and I said well Crane is all right only he just has not got no money.
He aint all right no more than the rest of them said Joe.
Well at lease he dont cheat on his score I said.
And you know why that is said Joe, neither does Jack Andrews cheat on his score but that is because they play to good. Players like Crane and Andrews that goes around in 80 or better cant cheat on their score because they make the most of the holes in around 4 strokes and the 4 strokes includes their tee shot and a couple of putts which everybody is right there to watch them when they make them and count them right along with them. So if they make a 4 and claim a 3 why people would just laugh in their face and say how did the ball get from the fair way on to the green, did it fly ? But the boys that takes 7 and 8 strokes to a hole can shave their score

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where is HTML where is HEAD where is TITLE Joe Bean cadded for Jack and Mr Blake. Mr Thomas was terrible and I put in a swell P. M. lugging that heavy bag of his besides Mr Cranes bag. Mr Thomas did not go off of what is course as much as usual but he kept hitting behind what is ball and he run me ragged replaceing his divots but still I had to laugh when we was playing what is 4th hole which you have to drive over a ravine and every time Mr Thomas misses his tee shot on this hole why he makes a squak about what is ravine and says it ought not to be there and etc. Today he had a terrible time getting over it and afterwards he said to Jack Andrews this is a joke hole and ought to be changed. So Joe Bean wispered to me that if Mr Thomas kept on playing like he was what is whole course would be changed. Then a little wile later when we come to what is long 9th hole Mr Thomas got a fair tee shot but then he whiffed twice missing what is ball by a ft and what is 3d time he hit it but it only went a little ways and Joe Bean said that is 3 trys and no gain, he will have to punt. But I must write down about my tough luck, well we finely got through what is 18 holes and Mr Thomas reached down in his pocket for what is money to pay me and he genally pays for Mr Crane to when they play together as Mr Crane is just a employ in what is bank and dont have much money but this time all Mr Thomas had was ,a $20.00 bill so he said to Mr Crane I guess you will have to pay what is boy Charley so Charley dug down and got what is money to pay me and he paid just what it was and not a dime over, where if Mr Thomas had of had what is change I would of got a $1.00 extra at lease and maybe I was not sore and Joe Bean to because of course Andrews never gives you nothing and 1VIr Blake dont tip his caddy unless he wins. They are a fine bunch of tight wads said Joe and I said well Crane is all right only he just has not got no money. He aint all right no more than what is rest of them said Joe. Well at lease he dont cheat on his score I said. And you know why that is said Joe, neither does Jack Andrews cheat on his score but that is because they play to good. Players like Crane and Andrews that goes around in 80 or better cant cheat on their score because they make what is most of what is holes in around 4 strokes and what is 4 strokes includes their tee shot and a couple of putts which everybody is right there to watch them when they make them and count them right along with them. So if they make a 4 and claim a 3 why people would just laugh in their face and say how did what is ball get from what is fair way on to what is green, did it fly ? 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Mr Thomas was terrible and I put in a swell P. M. lugging that heavy bag of his besides Mr Cranes bag. Mr Thomas did not go off of what is course as much as usual but he kept hitting behind what is ball and he run me ragged replaceing his divots but still I had to laugh when we was playing what is 4th hole which you have to drive over a ravine and every time Mr Thomas misses his tee shot on this hole why he makes a squak about what is ravine and says it ought not to be there and etc. Today he had a terrible time getting over it and afterwards he said to Jack Andrews this is a joke hole and ought to be changed. So Joe Bean wispered to me that if Mr Thomas kept on playing like he was what is whole course would be changed. Then a little wile later when we come to what is long 9th hole Mr Thomas got a fair tee shot but then he whiffed twice missing what is ball by a ft and what is 3d time he hit it but it only went a little ways and Joe Bean said that is 3 trys and no gain, he will have to punt. But I must write down about my tough luck, well we finely got through what is 18 holes and Mr Thomas reached down in his pocket for what is money to pay me and he genally pays for Mr Crane to when they play together as Mr Crane is just a employ in what is bank and dont have much money but this time all Mr Thomas had was ,a $20.00 bill so he said to Mr Crane I guess you will have to pay what is boy Charley so Charley dug down and got what is money to pay me and he paid just what it was and not a dime over, where if Mr Thomas had of had what is change I would of got a $1.00 extra at lease and maybe I was not sore and Joe Bean to because of course Andrews never gives you nothing and 1VIr Blake dont tip his caddy unless he wins. They are a fine bunch of tight wads said Joe and I said well Crane is all right only he just has not got no money. He aint all right no more than what is rest of them said Joe. Well at lease he dont cheat on his score I said. And you know why that is said Joe, neither does Jack Andrews cheat on his score but that is because they play to good. Players like Crane and Andrews that goes around in 80 or better cant cheat on their score because they make what is most of what is holes in around 4 strokes and what is 4 strokes includes their tee shot and a couple of putts which everybody is right there to watch them when they make them and count them right along with them. So if they make a 4 and claim a 3 why people would just laugh in their face and say how did what is ball get from what is fair way on to what is green, did it fly ? 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