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was stopped by a handsome young motorcycle policeman, and the rascal told her he would let her off if she would be his girl.
" She said to him, ` I don't know what you mean by being your girl, but I think you're awfully nice-looking and I'd just as soon be your wife.' They were married and had three children. Then it was discovered that he had another wife and family in Ardsley. 'He was sent to jail, she is a stenographer in an insurance office down-town and I am supporting the kiddies."
Brainard consumed his twelfth drink, then fumbled awkwardly in his pocket and drew out his gun.
" Mr. Lumps," he said, " I'm going to ask you to do me a favor. Put this right in your mouth, aim it upwards and shoot."
" What are you talking about, boy? Do you want me to commit suicide? Why, I'm only sixty-one years old and having a damn good time! "
" You do as I say and do it right in here so we won't lose the gun. I'm going to need it myself at eleven o'clock." " What for? "
" To do the same thing you're going to do."
" But I'm not going to do anything except go to bed. What you intend to do is none of my business, though I would suggest that as you still have over two hours and a half to wait, you go to your cabin and take a nap and leave a call for eleven. I've always heard that the time to kill yourself with the best results is right after a nice nap."
Brainard had already started on one, but Lemp and a steward managed to get his room key out of his pocket and arouse him sufficiently to be conducted to the cabin, partly undressed and laid on his bed. Lemp then returned to the lounge and was soon joined by Phil Runyon.
" He's safe for the night anyway," said Lemp.
" You've done a good job, Fred, and I'm grateful to you," said the purser.
" I made him cry twice, and there were three or four times when I nearly broke down myself. Here's his gun."
" All right; I'll take charge of it if you're sure you don't want it. Though I don't know what good it would do you, as I emptied it yesterday morning after I'd got him to sleep, and I don't think we're selling any ammunition on the Gargantua, except what comes in bottles. That was a great party he took me on night before last. He insisted on dragging me to some night club and

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