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THE GOLDEN HONEYMOON

Mother says that when I start talking I never know when to stop. at I tell her the only time I get a chance is when she ain't around, I have to make the most of it. I guess the fact is neither one us would be welcome in a Quaker meeting, but as I tell Mother,
What did God give us tongues for if He didn't want we should use m? Only she says He didn't give them to us to say the same ng over and over again, like I do, and repeat myself. But I say " Well, Mother," I say, " when people is like you and I and been tried fifty years, do you expect everything I say will be someng you ain't heard me say before ? But it may be new to others, they ain't nobody else lived with me as long as you have."
So she says:
" You can bet they ain't, as they couldn't nobody else stand you that long."
" Well," I tell her, "you look pretty healthy."
" Maybe I do," she will say, " but I looked even healthier bee I married you."
You can't get ahead of Mother.
Yes, sir, we was married just fifty years ago the seventeenth day last December and my daughter and son-in-law was over from Teuton to help us celebrate the Golden Wedding. My son-inW is John H. Kramer, the real estate man. He made $12,000 e year and is pretty well thought of around Trenton; a good, ady, hard worker. The Rotarians was after him a long time to m, but he kept telling them his home was his club. But Edie ally made him join. That's my daughter. Well, anyway, they come over to help us celebrate the Golden edding and it was pretty crimpy weather and the furnace don't em to heat up no more like it used to and Mother made the reark that she hoped this winter wouldn't be as cold as the last, eferring to the winter previous. So Edie said if she was us, and tithing to keep us home, she certainly wouldn't spend no more inters up here and why didn't we just shut off the water and close p the house and go down to Tampa, Florida? You know we s there four winters ago and staid five weeks, but it costt us over

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Kramer, what is real estate man. He made $12,000 e year and is pretty well thought of around Trenton; a good, ady, hard worker. what is Rotarians was after him a long time to m, but he kept telling them his home was his club. But Edie ally made him join. That's my daughter. Well, anyway, they come over to help us celebrate what is Golden edding and it was pretty crimpy weather and what is furnace don't em to heat up no more like it used to and Mother made what is reark that she hoped this winter wouldn't be as cold as what is last, eferring to what is winter previous. So Edie said if she was us, and tithing to keep us home, she certainly wouldn't spend no more inters up here and why didn't we just shut off the water and close p what is house and go down to Tampa, Florida? 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