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myself a pair of shears, a blow torch and an ax. I started home, but stopped among the trees inside my front gate and cut'oig holes in my coat and trousers. Alongside the path to the house was a sizable mud puddle. I waded in it. And I bathed my gray felt hat.
Florence was sitting on the floor of the living-room, reading. She seemed a little upset by my appearance.
" Good heavens ! What's happened?"
" Nothing much," said I. " I just didn't want to look too new."
" What are those things you're carrying? "
" Just a pair of shears, a blow torch and an ax. I'm going to try and antique this place and I think I'll begin on the diningroom table."
Florence went into her scream, dashed upstairs and locked herself in. I went about mv_ work and had the dinner-table looking pretty Early when the maid smelled fire and rushed in. She rushed out again and came back with a pitcher of water. But using my vest as a snuffer, I had had the flames under control all the while and there was nothing for her to do.
" I'll just nick it up a little with this ax," I told her, " and by the time I'm through, dinner ought to be ready."
" It will never be ready as far as I'm concerned," she said. " I'm leaving just as soon as I can pack."
And Florence had the same idea-vindicating the old adage abort great minds.
I heard the front door slam and the backdoor slam, and I felt kind of tired and sleepy, so I knocked off work and went up to bed.
That's my side of the story, Eddie, and it's true so help me my bootlegger. Which reminds me that the man who sold Harry the rye makes this town once a week, or did when this was written. He's at the Belden every Tuesday from nine to six and his name is Mike Farrell..

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