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" But he says, ' Gentlemen, if you'll let me explain the circumstances, I don't believe you'll arrest me.' So they tell him to explain, and he says that he came home from work and he was very hungry and he asked his wife what they were going to have for dinner. So she tells him-clams and sweetbreads and spinach and strawberry ice cream and coffee. So he asks her if she isn't going to have any beans and she says no, and he shoots her. What do you think you could do with that idea? "
" Listen, Connie," said Martin: " You've only got half the scene, and you've got that half wrong. In the second place, it was played a whole season in the Music Box and it was written by Bert galmar and Harry Ruby. Otherwise I can do a whole lot with it."
" Are you sure you're right? "
" I certainly am ! "
" Why, that damn little thief ! He told me it was his !" "Who? " asked Martin.
" Why, that Blair, that tried to butt in here last year. I'll fix him ! "
" I thought you said it was your own idea.'?
" Hell, no ! Do you think I'd be stealing stuff, especially if it was a year old? "
" Well," said Martin, " when you get another inspiration like this, give me a ring and I'll come around. Now I've got to hurry up to the old Stadium and see what the old Babe does in the first inning."
" I'm sorry, Joe. I thought it was perfectly all right."
" Never mind ! You didn't waste much of my time. But after this you'd better leave the ideas to me. So long !"
" Good-by, Joe ; and thanks for coming in."
Martin went and Green pressed the button for Miss Jackson. "Miss Jackson, don't ever let that young Blair in here again.
He's a faker ! "
" All right, Mr. Green. But don't you think it's about time you were starting for the funeral? It's twenty minutes of three."
" Yes. But let's see : where is Plant's house? "
" It's up on One Hundred and Sixtieth street, just off Broad way.
My God ! Imagine living there! «'ait a minute, Miss Jack son. Send Lewis here."
" ILewis," he said, when the new secretary appeared, " I ate something this noon that disagreed with me. I wanted to go up to Plant's funeral, but I really think it would be dangerous to try

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