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Neck and the man's wife was the fattest thing ! So they had a radio in the house and one day she saw in the paper where Bugs Baer was going to talk on the radio and it would probably be awfully funny because he writes so crazy. Do you ever read his articles? But this woman, she was awfully sensitive about being , fat and I nearly died sitting there with her listening to Bugs Baer, because his whole talk was all about some fat woman and he said the craziest things, but I couldn't laugh on account of she being there in the room with me. One thing he said was that the woman, this woman he was talking about, he said she was so fat that she wore a wrist watch on her thumb. Henry J. Belden."
" Who is Henry J. Belden? Is that the name of Bugs Baer's fat lady? "
" No, you crazy! " said Miss Lyons. " Mr. Belden was the case I was on in Great Neck. He died."
" It seems to me a good many of your cases die."
" Isn't it a scream! " said Miss Lyons. " But it's true ; that is, it's been true lately. The last five cases I've been oil has all died. Of course it's just luck, but the girls have been kidding me about it and calling me a jinx, and when Miss IIalsey saw me here the evening of the day you was operated, she said, ` God help him!' That's the night floor nurse's name. But you're going to be mean and live through it and spoil my record, aren't you? I'm just kidding. Of course I want you to get all right.
" But it is queer, the way things have happened, and it's made me feel kind of creepy. And besides, I'm not like some of the girls and don't care. I get awfully fond of some of my cases and I hate to see them die, especially if they're men and not very sick and treat you half-way decent and don't yell for you the minute you go out of the room. There's only one case I was ever on where I didn't mind her dying and that was a woman. She had nephritis. Mrs. Judson.
" Do you want some gum? I chew it just when I'm nervous. And I always get nervous when I don't have enough sleep. You can bet I'll stay home tonight, B. F. or no B. F. But anyway he's got an engagement tonight, some directors' meeting or something. . He's the busiest somebody in the world. And I told him last : night, I said, ` I should think you'd need sleep, too, even more than I do because you have to have all your wits about you in your business or those big bankers would take advantage and rob you. You can't afford to be sleepy,' I told him.
" So he said, ` No, but of course it's all right for you, because

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